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Notes: 1 / 2 years ago
GGGGGGGGG UNIT!
“You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed”- 50 cent, In da Club
Translation: If you are every trying to locate me, I can usually be found at the local dance hall with a bottle of champagne in my hand. Or, if you prefer something a bit stronger, I have some street grade MDMA to get you in the mood. You see, I am much more the type of man that prefers to have open, casual relations instead of being monogamous and committed to one woman. So if you enjoy getting felt up and groped, then get you fanny over here so I can give it a squeeze.
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2 years ago
It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby I’m about to have me some fun!
Girl I’m feelin’ whatchu feelin’
No more hopin’ and wishin’
I’m about to take my key ‘n’
Stick it in da ignitionR.Kelly “Ignition”
(This mask was not photoshopped in)
Translation: My lady counterpart, who I only plan to use for a couple of minutes. I like when your hands are all up on my body, touching areas only I’m use to touching by myself. I know longer have to imagine about doing lovingly things to you. Finally, I can take my…wait a minute, that’s what Ignition means?!!! R. Kelly you are a sleaze bag.
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2 years ago
Beyonce’s Main Man.
“If your havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.”-Jay-z, 99 Problems
Translation: Child, contingent to your problems with those of the female sex is whether or not I sympathize with you. As for myself, my dilemmas reach one short of one hundred, however none of them involve a fine woman.
But let’s be honest Jay-z. I don’t think having one of the most bootylicious woman on the face of this earth as your wife would ever be an issue. Except of course if she told you to never wear that hat or glasses again.
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2 years ago
Doesn’t everyone hookup in a club?
“Have you ever made love to a thug, in a club, with his ice on?”-Young Jeezy, Love in this Club by Usher
Translation: Have you had relations with a man, who dresses in baggy pants, wears a bandana, and has tattooed tear drops on his face and a tattoo of his baby mama on one arm and his grandmother on the other, with his necklace on that has a pendant of a cartoon character, his name, or a diamond encrusted Jesus? All the while in a dance club with that sketchy old man, sitting at the bar, who has been going to that same nightclub for 50 years and clearly is an alcoholic?
Yeah. I’ve totally done that before.
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2 years ago
Concept.
Yo! Gina G Raps! will feature a rap lyric from all hip hop artists and then it will be translated by the “White-Girl-O-Meter.”
